A Celine Dion Concert: For the past two Christmases I have asked my father for tickets to a Celine Dion concert in Vegas… I can’t decide if I’m serious or not about my requests. However if I did go, I think the most embarrassing situation would be me being sober decked out in a tour T-shirt caught red handed buying a commemorative cup.
Anywhere with David Hasselhoff: I can only hope that he would be wearing cut off jean shorts with a muscle tee singing his hit song from the '90s, “Crazy For You.” I’d be embarrassed for both of us once his daughter whipped out the video camera, though.
A Jonas Brothers Meet and Greet: I would completely ignore the ugly one and the other one with thick eyebrows and focus all of my attention on Nick. This is not only embarrassing because at age 21 I dig the ‘Jo Bros,’ but also because the only one I’m attracted to is sixteen. Is that illegal?
Drunk Tank: The only way this would be awesome is if you have a remarkable story to tell about your poor life decisions, otherwise you’re just a drunken fool in a holding cell.
Strip Club: Although I’ve never been, some of my fellow male staff members seem to think this is a great example. Quite frankly, it’d be embarrassing if I went and they were on stage.
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