while i didnt think that the new E! reality series of desperation, "living lohan", could get any worse--i have been proven wrong. the tv show's pilot showed dina lohan referring to everyone besides her family as "idiots" and, while that may sound boring, i for some reason get excited when i see a preview for the next episode.
the second episode showed even more dina rants, but the house also caught on fire. it was fucking awesome. ali lohan (lindsay's fifteen-year-old sister who appears to look about 28) also revealed that she, like her older sister, has asthma. i'm sure this will come in handy in the future when she decides/realizes that it's a good cop out for not wanting to do something. like filming a movie.
denise richards: it's complicated is also another horrendous yet entertaining show on the E! network. in her pilot episode, all she does is complain about everyone else in her past, present and future life besides her dad and her two charlie sheen look-alike (sucks) daughters. she attempts to breed her pigs, and ends up purchasing another cuter and smaller pig. i hope it impregnates her huge, female pig. i'm anxious to see what that would look like.
my favorite episode, however, was when she was preparing to go on a blind date with someone that her friend set her up with. maybe i'm abnormal, but it takes me about an hour TOPS, maybe like an hour and fifteen minutes if i decide to change what i have on, to get ready to go out with someone. denise started getting ready at like 3:00 P.M., starting off with a candle lit bubble bath. she then hired a young girl to come over to her house and give her a fucking spray tan. really? are you that concerned and pathetic that in order to go out and have a few drinks with someone you need to have a spray tan done?
she then goes on a tangent about how she hopes that she can someday date a normal guy, one who doesn't think that she is "just the bond girl" or "just the girl from Wild Things". i'm sorry denise, but i didnt know that you were in any other movies in your short lived career. i'm pretty sure that you could easily date any "normal" man. it's called move out of los angeles.
anyways, i really don't like television, and yes that contradicts all the above, but i will admit that i have been allowing myself to watch this mindless bullshit because in some weird way it is relaxing. we all know that the only good show on the E! network is Chelsea Lately anyways.
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