So basically anytime a television show goes to commercial anymore there is a fucking presidential campaign ad sure to follow. My favorite one so far is the one that displays Britney Spears, fades to Paris Hilton, and then shows a smiling Barak Obama. It then goes into some bullshit about how he is, "one of the most popular stars in the world." The first time I saw this, the thoughts that ran through my mind were,
1. "It's August..."
2. "What the fuck?"
3. "Why is this commercial being aired on E?"
It's a really good thing that John McCain has such a good team handling his campaign. I can see where they were going with creating such a commercial displaying two people that just about everyone (besides me on Britney's behalf) is fed up with. However, they might want to check their information before airing such a ridiculous commercial. There is no way that Barack is of their star status; he hasn't even gotten a DUI yet. But seriously, the Hilton's just endorsed his campaign with $4,600 (roughly), so it may have been a good idea to not include their daughter in that particular commercial.
Yet another reason John McCain is such an excellent candidate for presidency: he doesn't think before he acts, and we all know how that's worked out for the past eight years.
Update: "I've been asked again and again for my response to the now infamous McCain celebrity ad. I actually have three responses. It is a complete waste of the money John McCain's contributors have donated to his campaign. It is a complete waste of the country's time and attention at the very moment when millions of people are losing their homes and their jobs. And it is a completely frivolous way to choose the next President of the United States." - Kathy Hilton, Huffington Post
Well, looks like someone isn't voting for McCain.
Thursday, July 31, 2008
Wednesday, July 30, 2008
top five worst songs of all time (in no particular order)
1. "Somebody Told Me" - The Killers
2. "Jack and Diane" - John Cougar Mellancamp
3. ""My Humps" - Black Eyed Peas
4. "Achy, Breaky Heart" - Billy Ray Cyrus
5. "The Good Fight" - Dashboard Confessional
With honorable mentions to: anything by Miley Cyrus, the "Macarena", "We Built This City" by Jefferson Starship, and "Invisible" by Clay Aiken.
2. "Jack and Diane" - John Cougar Mellancamp
3. ""My Humps" - Black Eyed Peas
4. "Achy, Breaky Heart" - Billy Ray Cyrus
5. "The Good Fight" - Dashboard Confessional
With honorable mentions to: anything by Miley Cyrus, the "Macarena", "We Built This City" by Jefferson Starship, and "Invisible" by Clay Aiken.
Tuesday, July 29, 2008
obama: bitter elitist
Months and months ago, Obama made a comment about people of rural Pennsylvania clinging to their guns, religion and fear of foreigners. He was then labeled as an elitist. First of all, I assume the targeted area's citizens wouldn't have voted for him anyway. Besides, he had a point.
Religion, guns, and hating gays and immigrants are crutches that people lean on. But then again, so is fast food, crystal meth and child beauty pageants, but we don’t have time to tackle all of America’s addictions all in one night. So let’s focus on the big thing: that the people who claim to be the non-elitists are the ones who constantly shift tax burdens from the ones who fire you, to you. John McCain voted to repeal estate tax, voted against minimum wage, has no healthcare plan, and is fine with keeping the working class in Iraq for 100 years but hes a real man of the people.
The president went to Harvard, Yale, and inherited your country from his dad but he’s not an elitist because he can neither read nor write. What does it take to label someone elitist these days anyways? They wear shoes? They don’t buy their groceries at the gas station? Their dog has a name but their truck doesn’t? You know who’s bitter in America? I am. Beucase shit kickers voted twice for a retarded guy they wanted to have a beer with and everyone else had to suffer the consequences.
I honestly don't think that Barak Obama is this tyrannical monster that some people depict him to be. He agrees with some standpoints that could be seen as socialist, but I'm not sure he would become this extreme empire. We are already under the reign of an evil empire as we speak.
"The issue of economics is not something that I understand as well as I should"
"We need to protect the Iraq and Pakistan borders"
- John McCain
We are going to need someone who's going to get out of this horrible mess of a country to win this election. When "experience" has become such a key ingredient to this recipe for success, I'm not sure why intelligence hasn't been equally as important. There's never a way to completely tell at this point if Obama is a sheep in wolves clothing with potential of continental domination. There is also no way to tell if McCain is just another incompetent man with the brain capacity of a three year old who makes idiotic comments as we all shudder with annoyance while plummeting to destruction for the next four years. That was a run-on sentence, but oh well. I guess the only way to settle it would be to VOTE who you feel is the best candidate. That way, if you are unhappy about the country's situation post-election, you can have room to legitimately complain. Anyways, this is a fun little quiz: http://www.bush-mccainchallenge.com/?rc=fb
I love Bill Maher.
Religion, guns, and hating gays and immigrants are crutches that people lean on. But then again, so is fast food, crystal meth and child beauty pageants, but we don’t have time to tackle all of America’s addictions all in one night. So let’s focus on the big thing: that the people who claim to be the non-elitists are the ones who constantly shift tax burdens from the ones who fire you, to you. John McCain voted to repeal estate tax, voted against minimum wage, has no healthcare plan, and is fine with keeping the working class in Iraq for 100 years but hes a real man of the people.
The president went to Harvard, Yale, and inherited your country from his dad but he’s not an elitist because he can neither read nor write. What does it take to label someone elitist these days anyways? They wear shoes? They don’t buy their groceries at the gas station? Their dog has a name but their truck doesn’t? You know who’s bitter in America? I am. Beucase shit kickers voted twice for a retarded guy they wanted to have a beer with and everyone else had to suffer the consequences.
I honestly don't think that Barak Obama is this tyrannical monster that some people depict him to be. He agrees with some standpoints that could be seen as socialist, but I'm not sure he would become this extreme empire. We are already under the reign of an evil empire as we speak.
"The issue of economics is not something that I understand as well as I should"
"We need to protect the Iraq and Pakistan borders"
- John McCain
We are going to need someone who's going to get out of this horrible mess of a country to win this election. When "experience" has become such a key ingredient to this recipe for success, I'm not sure why intelligence hasn't been equally as important. There's never a way to completely tell at this point if Obama is a sheep in wolves clothing with potential of continental domination. There is also no way to tell if McCain is just another incompetent man with the brain capacity of a three year old who makes idiotic comments as we all shudder with annoyance while plummeting to destruction for the next four years. That was a run-on sentence, but oh well. I guess the only way to settle it would be to VOTE who you feel is the best candidate. That way, if you are unhappy about the country's situation post-election, you can have room to legitimately complain. Anyways, this is a fun little quiz: http://www.bush-mccainchallenge.com/?rc=fb
I love Bill Maher.
Sunday, July 6, 2008
and the morning dove gets caught in a telephone wire
i used to listen to such shitty music. i will always remember how i was convinced that the guy from dashboard confessional knew exactly how i was thinking and feeling. i saw him a few years ago in new york. he was sitting by the christmas tree at rockefeller center, and it just so happened that i got to witness some guy proposing to his girlfriend who was completely taken aback by the entire situation. i spotted whatshisname across the crowd texting on his razor phone (this is when they were a hot commodity). i kept watching him as he began to cry. i wish i was making that up. i thought that he was just going along with the whole oh woe is me emotional thing, but he cried? maybe he knew the people. i'm not sure if i would cry if i witnessed a friends proposal.
i wonder if myspace.com had existed back in the day what would have come of it. because it seems to me that the "emo kid" trend just sort of merged with the "scenester" thing which has become pretty hip. their hair still points either east or west, and they do that spastic move to get the hair out of their eyes, the tight t-shirts and girl pants remained, but nowadays it just seems as if everyone in that scene of obscure music is identified by their myspace "names." what the fuck?
i wonder if myspace.com had existed back in the day what would have come of it. because it seems to me that the "emo kid" trend just sort of merged with the "scenester" thing which has become pretty hip. their hair still points either east or west, and they do that spastic move to get the hair out of their eyes, the tight t-shirts and girl pants remained, but nowadays it just seems as if everyone in that scene of obscure music is identified by their myspace "names." what the fuck?
Wednesday, July 2, 2008
politically correct
I went to get some fake flowers with Jackie last night and in the store I noticed that they only had barbie-like dolls of the white characters in High School Musical on sale. I then got to thinking about board games and shit like that. When I was in New Orleans, I spent some time at a children's day care. I played some games with the kids, but a few minutes into the one game, I think it was "Clue Jr.", I started getting this really trippy feeling. I was pretty much the only white person in the room and here we are playing a board game that consisted of all white characters. I can't imagine being surrounded by things like that. If the games featured characters of different origins, it probably wouldn't just be called a board game. They would call it a "learning tool for children" or "diversity game" or some weird shit like that. Why is it that it's the year 2008 and we still can't get past that barrier?
Disney is especially super weird with their shit. All the princesses up until 1992 (Aladdin) were white. They even added a ginger kid to the mix which was The Little Mermaid. Aladdin, set in the middle east, featured Jasmine who is personally my favorite. They followed up with Pochahontas, which although is historically a true story, they definitely tweaked it quite a bit, and last but not least, China's Mulan.
While representing multiple cultures, Disney failed to do that in a tasteful way when representing Africa. The Lion King, set in Africa, displays a movie of all animals. The movie is epic no doubt, but why not humans like the rest of the movies? Disney has failed to display any black characters in their films unless it was given an animalistic role. Aside from the lions, warthogs, and monkeys--there was Sebastian, the Jamaican crab in The Little Mermaid.
Disney also made a proposal a few years back to build an area representing Africa in the company's renown Epcot, but failed to follow through with the plans.
HOWEVER, in 2009 they will be having their first black princess. All I know about the movie is that she is given the title "The Frog Princess" (what the fuck?) and that it will be based in New Orleans. Hmmm... prior to or after Katrina I wonder? At least the music will be dope.
Disney is especially super weird with their shit. All the princesses up until 1992 (Aladdin) were white. They even added a ginger kid to the mix which was The Little Mermaid. Aladdin, set in the middle east, featured Jasmine who is personally my favorite. They followed up with Pochahontas, which although is historically a true story, they definitely tweaked it quite a bit, and last but not least, China's Mulan.
While representing multiple cultures, Disney failed to do that in a tasteful way when representing Africa. The Lion King, set in Africa, displays a movie of all animals. The movie is epic no doubt, but why not humans like the rest of the movies? Disney has failed to display any black characters in their films unless it was given an animalistic role. Aside from the lions, warthogs, and monkeys--there was Sebastian, the Jamaican crab in The Little Mermaid.
Disney also made a proposal a few years back to build an area representing Africa in the company's renown Epcot, but failed to follow through with the plans.
HOWEVER, in 2009 they will be having their first black princess. All I know about the movie is that she is given the title "The Frog Princess" (what the fuck?) and that it will be based in New Orleans. Hmmm... prior to or after Katrina I wonder? At least the music will be dope.
Sunday, June 29, 2008
all your heroes are dying
Fred "Mister" Rogers : Inhabiting a make-believe world with children well into his 70s and employing a character named Mr. McFeely to accompany him, one might be tempted to suggest pedophilic undertones in Fred "Mister" Rogers oeuvre. After all, normal heterosexual adult men don't want to have anything to do with kids, and when you start throwing hand puppets into the mix, it seems like something from the McMartin preschool case. But I'll take the high road. Fred Roger's chief crime is that it was always a beautiful day in the neighborhood and he liked you just the way you are.
Susan Sontag: "The white race is hte cancer of human history," wrote the ostensibly white Ms. Sontag. A hypocritical rad-chic darling who derided capitalism while gorging on huge foundation grants, she thought Against Interpretation was a catchy book title. Lost in metaphors, she spouted nonsense such as, "If there were no speaking or writing, there would be no truth about anything." Wrong--truth exsisted long before postmodern writers came along. And if you'd never likened white Americans to cancer, you still would have been a white American who died from cancer.
Timothy Leary: The Weather Underground facilitated Leary's escape from prison after a weed bust in the early 1970s. Upon his recapture, Leary spun around and ratted on his accomplices in order to receive a reduced sentence. "I would prefer to work constructively and collaboratively with intelligence and law enforcement people who are willing to forget the past," came the frightened-into-complicity statement of hte snowy-haired Brain Yeti who encouraged us to "question authority." The fact that he turned snitch on people who tried to help him forces me to question his authority to tell anyone to question authority.
Bob Marley: Though he sang of impoverishment and repatriation to Mama Africa, Bob Marley's father was a relatively affluent pasty-white plantation overseer and Navy officer. And though several reggae artists released music far superior to anything Marley ever squeezed from his dreads, he has achieved mythic status mainly due to his belief in Rastafarianism, one of the stupidest religions ever concocted. When skin cancer was discovered on his big toe, he declined life-saving amputation because his religion "don't allow a mon ta be dismantled." The cancer quickly spread to his brain, stomach, and lungs. Haile Selassie? Highly retarded.
Jack Kerouac: His unbearably effusive "masterpiece" On the Road is the literary equivalent of the liquor-induced internal hemorrage that cut him down at age 47---a sloppy cranial menstrual cycle in sever need of an editorial tampon. The main character's name is Sal Paradise--how stupid is that? Written while "on the speed," On the Road may have inspired countless "stream-of-consciousness" imitations, but the "stream" was a rank piss of a hopeless alcoholic, and hte "consciousness" was that of a homophobic cock-sucker who went on collegiate gay-bashing jaunts with jock friends before bedding dozens of men.
Iron Eyes Cody: Cody gained his fame as the "crying indian" in the 1970s "Keep America Beautiful" campaign. In the most watched public service announcement in United States history, people watched a teardrop snake down his craggy, presumably Native American visage after motorists chucked a bag of garbage near his feet. But although he claimed to be Cherokee, offered supplications to the "Great Spirit," and was America's Token Indian for decades, he was an Italian poseur born "Espera DeCorti." His TV teardrop wasn't even real--it was a lil squib of glycerine. Cody was to Native Americans what wiggers have become to blacks--patronizing, insulting attempts to vampirize someone's culture without having endured any of the attendant suffering.
It is 7:46 in the AM and I just spent the past 4-5 hours listening to motown and completely rearranging my room. I have no idea why. I still cannot sleep.
Susan Sontag: "The white race is hte cancer of human history," wrote the ostensibly white Ms. Sontag. A hypocritical rad-chic darling who derided capitalism while gorging on huge foundation grants, she thought Against Interpretation was a catchy book title. Lost in metaphors, she spouted nonsense such as, "If there were no speaking or writing, there would be no truth about anything." Wrong--truth exsisted long before postmodern writers came along. And if you'd never likened white Americans to cancer, you still would have been a white American who died from cancer.
Timothy Leary: The Weather Underground facilitated Leary's escape from prison after a weed bust in the early 1970s. Upon his recapture, Leary spun around and ratted on his accomplices in order to receive a reduced sentence. "I would prefer to work constructively and collaboratively with intelligence and law enforcement people who are willing to forget the past," came the frightened-into-complicity statement of hte snowy-haired Brain Yeti who encouraged us to "question authority." The fact that he turned snitch on people who tried to help him forces me to question his authority to tell anyone to question authority.
Bob Marley: Though he sang of impoverishment and repatriation to Mama Africa, Bob Marley's father was a relatively affluent pasty-white plantation overseer and Navy officer. And though several reggae artists released music far superior to anything Marley ever squeezed from his dreads, he has achieved mythic status mainly due to his belief in Rastafarianism, one of the stupidest religions ever concocted. When skin cancer was discovered on his big toe, he declined life-saving amputation because his religion "don't allow a mon ta be dismantled." The cancer quickly spread to his brain, stomach, and lungs. Haile Selassie? Highly retarded.
Jack Kerouac: His unbearably effusive "masterpiece" On the Road is the literary equivalent of the liquor-induced internal hemorrage that cut him down at age 47---a sloppy cranial menstrual cycle in sever need of an editorial tampon. The main character's name is Sal Paradise--how stupid is that? Written while "on the speed," On the Road may have inspired countless "stream-of-consciousness" imitations, but the "stream" was a rank piss of a hopeless alcoholic, and hte "consciousness" was that of a homophobic cock-sucker who went on collegiate gay-bashing jaunts with jock friends before bedding dozens of men.
Iron Eyes Cody: Cody gained his fame as the "crying indian" in the 1970s "Keep America Beautiful" campaign. In the most watched public service announcement in United States history, people watched a teardrop snake down his craggy, presumably Native American visage after motorists chucked a bag of garbage near his feet. But although he claimed to be Cherokee, offered supplications to the "Great Spirit," and was America's Token Indian for decades, he was an Italian poseur born "Espera DeCorti." His TV teardrop wasn't even real--it was a lil squib of glycerine. Cody was to Native Americans what wiggers have become to blacks--patronizing, insulting attempts to vampirize someone's culture without having endured any of the attendant suffering.
It is 7:46 in the AM and I just spent the past 4-5 hours listening to motown and completely rearranging my room. I have no idea why. I still cannot sleep.
Sunday, June 22, 2008
imitation is the best form of flattery
So as most of you reading this know, I not only have a strange memory, but I also don’t really have a life. I’m joking about that, but seriously. There are many similarities in songs, for instance the riff in the Yeah Yeah Yeah’s song “Maps” is comparable if not exactly the same as the drum solo halfway through Kelly Clarkson’s “Since You Been Gone”. Also, another obvious one would be that “I Wear My Sunglasses At Night” vs. that little bitch Miley Cyrus’ “See You Again” (which I will admit, I kind of enjoy).
Aside from all Nickleback songs, there are a few that kind of struck me. I’m sure I’m not the first person to do something like this, but I'm pretty fucking bored.
First we will start off with The Andrews Sisters "Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy" vs. Christina Aguilera's "Candy Man". I really do enjoy Christina's newest album. It it very oldschool, her voice is incredible and I've been listening to it quite a bit lately. Her song "Candy Man", which I believe is on the second disc, is one that I typically skip over. The other day I decided to keep it on, and I realized that it sounds almost identical to that of the Sisters' song. Both of the songs are about a particular man who is known for a certain something; "Bugle Boy" is suprisingly about a guy who plays the bugle well, whereas Christina's song is about a man infamous for being great in bed. Both of the songs have a brass introduction to the vocals and once the vocals begin they sound quite similar. Hmm.
Cat Steven’s “Father and Son” vs. The Flaming Lips’ “Fight Test”… these two songs are exactly the same and that’s all I really need to say. If you have heard these I’m sure you will agree. The Flaming Lips' song is obviously more synthed out, but the guitar and vocal arrangement are basically like listening to the same thing. Cat Steven's version is slower, almost ballad-like and "Fight Test" is definitely more upbeat whilst talking about conquering some kind of enemy. At least that's what I took from it. Kudos, Cat Stevens.
“What I Got” by Sublime vs. “Lady Madonna” by the Beatles. These two songs are pretty much arranged the same. Fuck, Sublime even got the title of their song from reggae artist Half Pint's song, "Loving", which, oddly enough, goes: "Loving is what I got, remember that". Very original.
“Factory Girl” by The Rolling Stones vs. “Whip the Blankets” by Neko Case. Hands down.
Green Day’s “Waiting” vs. Petula Clark’s “Downtown”. Ok, so anyone who is anyone knows that Green Day fucking sucks. There is no doubt that they are talent-less musicians who have made bank by recreating the same song over and over again. When they aren’t plagiarizing, their guitar riffs are the same three chords rearranged differently. This comparison is really an atrocity. Not only does Green Day copy the exact same chorus arrangement, but they even use the word “downtown”. All I have to say is go to youtube.com and type in those song titles separately and compare for yourself. I fucking hate Green Day. Erroneous, but one of my favorite parts in Girl, Interrupted is when Winona Ryder plays Clark's song with Angelina Jolie accompanying her on the tambourines. I fucking hate Angelina Jolie, however.
One that I recently discovered for myself was Gwen Stefani’s “What You Waiting For?” and Weezer’s wonderful “Hash Pipe”. Not exactly the same by any means, but definitely comparable.
Anybody who loves legendary (in my opinion) oldies, an obvious similarity would be Chuck Berry’s “Sweet Little Sixteen” and The Beach Boys’ “Surfin’ USA”. That’s completely obvious and I’m not even going to argue why.
I could also compare some other of Chuck Berry’s songs to other Chuck Berry songs considering they all kind of sound similar. For instance: “Little Queenie” vs. “Johnny B. Goode” vs. “Carole”
“School Days” vs. “No Particular Place to Go”
“Maybelline” vs. “Nadine” (“Nadine” is slightly less paced than “Maybelline”)
I actually cannot stand Michael Buble, but his one song,“Save the Last Dance For Me”, actually has not gotten on my nerves too much. I'm not sure if that says anything because I've only heard maybe three or four songs of his, but....this song sounds quite like “Hey Jude” by The Beatles. My favorite part of this comparison, is that Buble says some stupid shit like “Don’t forget…” in the same exact tone as the Beatles' version, whereas, The Beatles say “Remember…” which I’m pretty sure is basically like saying the same thing. Pretty original, Buble.
I was watching Coyote Ugly the other day because they have been playing it about 5,000 times a week on E!, and I realized that the shitty song by LeAnn Rimes “Can’t Fight the Moonlight” chorus sounds just like Aqua’s “Barbie Girl”. I then also realized that the background music of the chorus sounds just like “I Will Be There” by Britney Spears. While I’m sure barely anyone has even heard the song, being the Britney Spears connoisseur that I am, I noticed this immediately. It’s a pretty decent song, but I wouldn't imagine there being a huge lawsuit for any of these songs being copied.
As far as I’m concerned the Chili Peppers’ “Dani California” is a faster and funkier “Mary Jane’s Last Dance” by Petty. Although not exactly the same, up until the lead ins to the chorus the way the music is arranged sounds quite similar to me. Both songs also refer to these women from small town areas who seem to be slightly sad or something along those lines. I’m pretty sure I read somewhere that “Dani”, who is mentioned in a few other Chili Pepper songs, was a representation of every girl Keidis has ever been with. Whatever, although both are quite catchy songs, they aren’t exactly on my top ten list of good songs.
“Warning” by Green Day vs. “Picture Book” by The Kinks. You know, the little ditty from the HP commercials? It sounds exactly like the shitty song by Green Day. I used to love Green Day when I was like nine or ten. They are incredibly easy chords to play, which doesn’t surprise me that Green Day copied the exact same melody but just added some piece of shit lyrics and pseudo-punk vocals.
“Get Off My Cloud” by The Rolling Stones vs. “Girlfriend” by Avril Lavigne. Although the usual comparison is that song called “Boyfriend” by the Rubinoos, which is completely more like “Girlfriend” than the Stones’ song, but you gotta admit with the “Hey, hey, you, you” chorus I couldn't pass it up.
Avril Lavigne, in all her nonconforming glory, seems to have this copying trend down pat. I also used to really like Avril Lavigne (unfortunately) and her song “I Don’t Have to Try” sounds painfully similar to Peaches’ “I’m The Kinda”. Peaches is fucking insane and to tell you the truth I don’t particularly like her weird electro shit. Her song states “I’m the kinda bitch that you wanna get with…” and like all her other songs, is very redundant. All that I got from Lavigne’s song besides bleeding ears is that she "wears the pants in the relationship". She reminds me of a girl I went to high school with.
“All Day and Night” by The Kinks vs. “Hello, I Love You” by the Doors. I think The Kinks are underrated. “Hello, I Love You” clearly sounds almost exactly like their version. Not that big of a deal, neither one of them are particularly great songs.
“Ain’t Nobody’s Business” by Taj Mahal vs. “Sunshine” by G. Love and Special Sauce. These two don’t sound exactly similar, but I think there is definitely a relation. Maybe more fraternal than identical, but nevertheless……
“Orion” by Metallica vs. “Only Shallow” by My Bloody Valentine. Maybe I’m crazy, which is definitely a possibility, but I think these two have slight resemblances to one another.
I wish I was a DJ so I could make mashups of some of these songs.
Aside from all Nickleback songs, there are a few that kind of struck me. I’m sure I’m not the first person to do something like this, but I'm pretty fucking bored.
First we will start off with The Andrews Sisters "Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy" vs. Christina Aguilera's "Candy Man". I really do enjoy Christina's newest album. It it very oldschool, her voice is incredible and I've been listening to it quite a bit lately. Her song "Candy Man", which I believe is on the second disc, is one that I typically skip over. The other day I decided to keep it on, and I realized that it sounds almost identical to that of the Sisters' song. Both of the songs are about a particular man who is known for a certain something; "Bugle Boy" is suprisingly about a guy who plays the bugle well, whereas Christina's song is about a man infamous for being great in bed. Both of the songs have a brass introduction to the vocals and once the vocals begin they sound quite similar. Hmm.
Cat Steven’s “Father and Son” vs. The Flaming Lips’ “Fight Test”… these two songs are exactly the same and that’s all I really need to say. If you have heard these I’m sure you will agree. The Flaming Lips' song is obviously more synthed out, but the guitar and vocal arrangement are basically like listening to the same thing. Cat Steven's version is slower, almost ballad-like and "Fight Test" is definitely more upbeat whilst talking about conquering some kind of enemy. At least that's what I took from it. Kudos, Cat Stevens.
“What I Got” by Sublime vs. “Lady Madonna” by the Beatles. These two songs are pretty much arranged the same. Fuck, Sublime even got the title of their song from reggae artist Half Pint's song, "Loving", which, oddly enough, goes: "Loving is what I got, remember that". Very original.
“Factory Girl” by The Rolling Stones vs. “Whip the Blankets” by Neko Case. Hands down.
Green Day’s “Waiting” vs. Petula Clark’s “Downtown”. Ok, so anyone who is anyone knows that Green Day fucking sucks. There is no doubt that they are talent-less musicians who have made bank by recreating the same song over and over again. When they aren’t plagiarizing, their guitar riffs are the same three chords rearranged differently. This comparison is really an atrocity. Not only does Green Day copy the exact same chorus arrangement, but they even use the word “downtown”. All I have to say is go to youtube.com and type in those song titles separately and compare for yourself. I fucking hate Green Day. Erroneous, but one of my favorite parts in Girl, Interrupted is when Winona Ryder plays Clark's song with Angelina Jolie accompanying her on the tambourines. I fucking hate Angelina Jolie, however.
One that I recently discovered for myself was Gwen Stefani’s “What You Waiting For?” and Weezer’s wonderful “Hash Pipe”. Not exactly the same by any means, but definitely comparable.
Anybody who loves legendary (in my opinion) oldies, an obvious similarity would be Chuck Berry’s “Sweet Little Sixteen” and The Beach Boys’ “Surfin’ USA”. That’s completely obvious and I’m not even going to argue why.
I could also compare some other of Chuck Berry’s songs to other Chuck Berry songs considering they all kind of sound similar. For instance: “Little Queenie” vs. “Johnny B. Goode” vs. “Carole”
“School Days” vs. “No Particular Place to Go”
“Maybelline” vs. “Nadine” (“Nadine” is slightly less paced than “Maybelline”)
I actually cannot stand Michael Buble, but his one song,“Save the Last Dance For Me”, actually has not gotten on my nerves too much. I'm not sure if that says anything because I've only heard maybe three or four songs of his, but....this song sounds quite like “Hey Jude” by The Beatles. My favorite part of this comparison, is that Buble says some stupid shit like “Don’t forget…” in the same exact tone as the Beatles' version, whereas, The Beatles say “Remember…” which I’m pretty sure is basically like saying the same thing. Pretty original, Buble.
I was watching Coyote Ugly the other day because they have been playing it about 5,000 times a week on E!, and I realized that the shitty song by LeAnn Rimes “Can’t Fight the Moonlight” chorus sounds just like Aqua’s “Barbie Girl”. I then also realized that the background music of the chorus sounds just like “I Will Be There” by Britney Spears. While I’m sure barely anyone has even heard the song, being the Britney Spears connoisseur that I am, I noticed this immediately. It’s a pretty decent song, but I wouldn't imagine there being a huge lawsuit for any of these songs being copied.
As far as I’m concerned the Chili Peppers’ “Dani California” is a faster and funkier “Mary Jane’s Last Dance” by Petty. Although not exactly the same, up until the lead ins to the chorus the way the music is arranged sounds quite similar to me. Both songs also refer to these women from small town areas who seem to be slightly sad or something along those lines. I’m pretty sure I read somewhere that “Dani”, who is mentioned in a few other Chili Pepper songs, was a representation of every girl Keidis has ever been with. Whatever, although both are quite catchy songs, they aren’t exactly on my top ten list of good songs.
“Warning” by Green Day vs. “Picture Book” by The Kinks. You know, the little ditty from the HP commercials? It sounds exactly like the shitty song by Green Day. I used to love Green Day when I was like nine or ten. They are incredibly easy chords to play, which doesn’t surprise me that Green Day copied the exact same melody but just added some piece of shit lyrics and pseudo-punk vocals.
“Get Off My Cloud” by The Rolling Stones vs. “Girlfriend” by Avril Lavigne. Although the usual comparison is that song called “Boyfriend” by the Rubinoos, which is completely more like “Girlfriend” than the Stones’ song, but you gotta admit with the “Hey, hey, you, you” chorus I couldn't pass it up.
Avril Lavigne, in all her nonconforming glory, seems to have this copying trend down pat. I also used to really like Avril Lavigne (unfortunately) and her song “I Don’t Have to Try” sounds painfully similar to Peaches’ “I’m The Kinda”. Peaches is fucking insane and to tell you the truth I don’t particularly like her weird electro shit. Her song states “I’m the kinda bitch that you wanna get with…” and like all her other songs, is very redundant. All that I got from Lavigne’s song besides bleeding ears is that she "wears the pants in the relationship". She reminds me of a girl I went to high school with.
“All Day and Night” by The Kinks vs. “Hello, I Love You” by the Doors. I think The Kinks are underrated. “Hello, I Love You” clearly sounds almost exactly like their version. Not that big of a deal, neither one of them are particularly great songs.
“Ain’t Nobody’s Business” by Taj Mahal vs. “Sunshine” by G. Love and Special Sauce. These two don’t sound exactly similar, but I think there is definitely a relation. Maybe more fraternal than identical, but nevertheless……
“Orion” by Metallica vs. “Only Shallow” by My Bloody Valentine. Maybe I’m crazy, which is definitely a possibility, but I think these two have slight resemblances to one another.
I wish I was a DJ so I could make mashups of some of these songs.
Wednesday, June 4, 2008
dina lohan may or may not resemble a man
while i didnt think that the new E! reality series of desperation, "living lohan", could get any worse--i have been proven wrong. the tv show's pilot showed dina lohan referring to everyone besides her family as "idiots" and, while that may sound boring, i for some reason get excited when i see a preview for the next episode.
the second episode showed even more dina rants, but the house also caught on fire. it was fucking awesome. ali lohan (lindsay's fifteen-year-old sister who appears to look about 28) also revealed that she, like her older sister, has asthma. i'm sure this will come in handy in the future when she decides/realizes that it's a good cop out for not wanting to do something. like filming a movie.
denise richards: it's complicated is also another horrendous yet entertaining show on the E! network. in her pilot episode, all she does is complain about everyone else in her past, present and future life besides her dad and her two charlie sheen look-alike (sucks) daughters. she attempts to breed her pigs, and ends up purchasing another cuter and smaller pig. i hope it impregnates her huge, female pig. i'm anxious to see what that would look like.
my favorite episode, however, was when she was preparing to go on a blind date with someone that her friend set her up with. maybe i'm abnormal, but it takes me about an hour TOPS, maybe like an hour and fifteen minutes if i decide to change what i have on, to get ready to go out with someone. denise started getting ready at like 3:00 P.M., starting off with a candle lit bubble bath. she then hired a young girl to come over to her house and give her a fucking spray tan. really? are you that concerned and pathetic that in order to go out and have a few drinks with someone you need to have a spray tan done?
she then goes on a tangent about how she hopes that she can someday date a normal guy, one who doesn't think that she is "just the bond girl" or "just the girl from Wild Things". i'm sorry denise, but i didnt know that you were in any other movies in your short lived career. i'm pretty sure that you could easily date any "normal" man. it's called move out of los angeles.
anyways, i really don't like television, and yes that contradicts all the above, but i will admit that i have been allowing myself to watch this mindless bullshit because in some weird way it is relaxing. we all know that the only good show on the E! network is Chelsea Lately anyways.
the second episode showed even more dina rants, but the house also caught on fire. it was fucking awesome. ali lohan (lindsay's fifteen-year-old sister who appears to look about 28) also revealed that she, like her older sister, has asthma. i'm sure this will come in handy in the future when she decides/realizes that it's a good cop out for not wanting to do something. like filming a movie.
denise richards: it's complicated is also another horrendous yet entertaining show on the E! network. in her pilot episode, all she does is complain about everyone else in her past, present and future life besides her dad and her two charlie sheen look-alike (sucks) daughters. she attempts to breed her pigs, and ends up purchasing another cuter and smaller pig. i hope it impregnates her huge, female pig. i'm anxious to see what that would look like.
my favorite episode, however, was when she was preparing to go on a blind date with someone that her friend set her up with. maybe i'm abnormal, but it takes me about an hour TOPS, maybe like an hour and fifteen minutes if i decide to change what i have on, to get ready to go out with someone. denise started getting ready at like 3:00 P.M., starting off with a candle lit bubble bath. she then hired a young girl to come over to her house and give her a fucking spray tan. really? are you that concerned and pathetic that in order to go out and have a few drinks with someone you need to have a spray tan done?
she then goes on a tangent about how she hopes that she can someday date a normal guy, one who doesn't think that she is "just the bond girl" or "just the girl from Wild Things". i'm sorry denise, but i didnt know that you were in any other movies in your short lived career. i'm pretty sure that you could easily date any "normal" man. it's called move out of los angeles.
anyways, i really don't like television, and yes that contradicts all the above, but i will admit that i have been allowing myself to watch this mindless bullshit because in some weird way it is relaxing. we all know that the only good show on the E! network is Chelsea Lately anyways.
Thursday, May 8, 2008
the tangents of my mind
After completing a paper on my hypothetical cultural diplomacy plans and a feature article on the advocacy for homelessness program I’ve been working with, naturally my thoughts returned to what is most important on this earth: me. I started thinking about the other night and tried to figure out the correlation between certain men’s actions and why some women refer to them as “dogs”. I have encountered my fair share of men in my chaotic yet beautiful nineteen years on this earth, and yes, some of them I could consider a “dog”. I wouldn’t go as far as referring to an entire gender as so, or maybe even at all. I think dogs are cute. Why is there this animalistic nickname given to a person judging by the way they act?
I got off the train the other night, Cinco de Mayo to be exact, with about seven of my girlfriends. We are all attractive girls there is no doubt about that, but I couldn’t help but notice the way that some of the guys act as poorly mannered as they do. It is almost as if some of them gather and just stare, similar to the way a dog would look as if we were walking around with pieces of raw meat tied to ourselves. While tying meat to my body is I’m positive a surefire way to gain attention from just about anyone, I’m not too into the idea. Women typically use the terminology “dog” while describing someone that I personally prefer to simply refer to as a “douchebag” or “asshole”.
A dog is usually described as “man’s best friend”. In fact, I love my dogs terribly; they are always there when I need them. If I’m bored I’ll play with them or walk them, if I’m sad I’ll just chill with them. I miss the days of being at home and taking a nap on my couch with Mac or Maisy. I alternate. It may or may not keep them interested. Why would I ever refer to someone as a dog when I love dogs? Did some girl who really loved cats decide that this expression was suitable? Fuck cats.
This then gets me thinking that when someone is referring to a girl that they don’t particularly like, or as most people in this world would refer to as utter “hatred” for someone, they use the term “bitch”. I used to use that word frequently because my douchebag boyfriend at the time would say dim-witted things like, “are you and the bitches going to come on Friday?” etc. etc. I eventually rid myself of the habit of saying as frequently as I did when I rid myself of him, however I will sometimes use it from time to time. A “bitch” is a female dog. So maybe that is where the less complex term “dog” came from. Why all the animal references?
People will sometimes say that so and so reminds them of a lion, cause lions are fierce and in-your-face. Or how an older woman seeking a younger guy is a cougar, cause cougars are I guess mysterious about getting their prey or something like that. I’ve also heard the term sneaky like a fox but you know what else are sneaky? Red ants. Who decided what personality trait matched the animal? If you ask me, the biggest douchebags of the animal kingdom are hippopotamuses or ginger kids.
I do not really know where I am getting at this but I do get somewhat of a kick out of the fact that both men and women are given shitty titles derived from the word “dog” by people who think poorly of them. I’m not sure whether or not to applaud myself or get a life for going off on a tangent about this particular topic, but whatever, I guess.
I got off the train the other night, Cinco de Mayo to be exact, with about seven of my girlfriends. We are all attractive girls there is no doubt about that, but I couldn’t help but notice the way that some of the guys act as poorly mannered as they do. It is almost as if some of them gather and just stare, similar to the way a dog would look as if we were walking around with pieces of raw meat tied to ourselves. While tying meat to my body is I’m positive a surefire way to gain attention from just about anyone, I’m not too into the idea. Women typically use the terminology “dog” while describing someone that I personally prefer to simply refer to as a “douchebag” or “asshole”.
A dog is usually described as “man’s best friend”. In fact, I love my dogs terribly; they are always there when I need them. If I’m bored I’ll play with them or walk them, if I’m sad I’ll just chill with them. I miss the days of being at home and taking a nap on my couch with Mac or Maisy. I alternate. It may or may not keep them interested. Why would I ever refer to someone as a dog when I love dogs? Did some girl who really loved cats decide that this expression was suitable? Fuck cats.
This then gets me thinking that when someone is referring to a girl that they don’t particularly like, or as most people in this world would refer to as utter “hatred” for someone, they use the term “bitch”. I used to use that word frequently because my douchebag boyfriend at the time would say dim-witted things like, “are you and the bitches going to come on Friday?” etc. etc. I eventually rid myself of the habit of saying as frequently as I did when I rid myself of him, however I will sometimes use it from time to time. A “bitch” is a female dog. So maybe that is where the less complex term “dog” came from. Why all the animal references?
People will sometimes say that so and so reminds them of a lion, cause lions are fierce and in-your-face. Or how an older woman seeking a younger guy is a cougar, cause cougars are I guess mysterious about getting their prey or something like that. I’ve also heard the term sneaky like a fox but you know what else are sneaky? Red ants. Who decided what personality trait matched the animal? If you ask me, the biggest douchebags of the animal kingdom are hippopotamuses or ginger kids.
I do not really know where I am getting at this but I do get somewhat of a kick out of the fact that both men and women are given shitty titles derived from the word “dog” by people who think poorly of them. I’m not sure whether or not to applaud myself or get a life for going off on a tangent about this particular topic, but whatever, I guess.
Tuesday, April 29, 2008
mother mother fuck fuck mother fuck mother fuck noise noise noise
monogamy means having one spouse. and polygamy means having "more than one". however, when you have two spouses it is called bigamy i think.. . so therefore polygamists always have 3 or more spouses? this nonsense thats taking place in the evil empire texas disgusts me. 31 (alleged) minors are pregnant.
from my understanding, once you hit puberty, you are considered an adult to these people. these shotgun marriages are so similar to the forced child marriages that take place in various developing countries. i believe these polygamists are doing it because they think that they won't get accepted into heaven unless they partake in the acts. i recently read an article about an 8 year old child from Yemen who was placed into a home with her twenty-something year old husband. the child had signed a waiver stating that she agreed to be wed to him, however she would not move in with him until much later. not a week later, due to threats the man and his entourage were sending her family, the young girl was forced to move in with the man. she took a cab by herself to court in attempts to divorce the man because he was abusive. hte court annulled the marriage. how does this shit go on?
on a completely erroneous side note the polygamists look fucking creepy. all the time. at what point does one sit down and say, "hey, i think i'm going to join this cult"? it kind of blows my mind in a sense that people can be spoonfed this mind control.
this then gets me thinking: i am not sure how i feel about marriage. i feel like half the marriages anymore end in divorce and hte other half that aren't divorced should be. i'm not even sure how i feel about monogamy. it is a nice idea to think that you will be with someone for the rest of your life, but things change and people do as well. there is always someone that is right for you at the time, but who's to say that they will always be right for you? i feel like a lot of people who have been in long-term relationships since a young age do not really know themselves, rather they just know who they are when they are with that person. maybe that is the joy--growing with someone-- but i also think its important to rid yourself of that coupled identity and figure out your own before you invest your time in someone who is essentially trying to do the same.
on a much lighter note, what is all of this miley cyrus hoopla? i sya give her 3-6 mos. and she will develop some sort of addiction or eating disorder (if she hasnt already). given her age, i doubt she will be involved in any rehab stints, but i believe her career is inevitably going to begin plummeting into a downward spiral. soon. and fast. this is so fucking long. until i get bored again adn decide to splash my mind onto a keyboard... siyanora.
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